Dwyane Wade inhales helium from a balloon for fun.

I have always wondered what I would sound like as Alvin the Chipmunk, but nooo, mama said helium balloons were dangerous. Which is probably right, because if I had some chipmunk gas and sang Boyz II Men, I would surely have all the girls in seventh grade back then, and maybe the girl in the ponytail that's always hanging by the monkey bars would have noticed me. *sadface* Who knew girls weren't into dandelions picked from the school yard. I thought I was a genius at the time too.