LeBron James's new Nike sneakers proclaim him as a "2-Time Champion."

LeBron X low "Floral" edition

Getting a little ahead ourselves, aren't we? Nike does know that if the Spurs win tonight, these shoes are going straight in to the recycling bin (I am Canadian, everything gets recycled here, EVERYTHING), right?  Which is not all bad, not that I want LeBron to lose or anything (I actually feel bad for the dude), but they are hideous and no one should ever fork up $200 bucks for it. No one except for Craig Sager, those will go great with a matching jacket.

All photos via: Kix and the City

Learn How the World Works in Kobe Bryant's New Nike Kobe 8 Shoe Commerical.

Kobe Bryant always have the best commercials, this one was a little weird and random, but when you make shoe snakes, you win. It even includes a baking recipe.

After checking with my local grocery store, I have concluded that everything on that list of ingredients are in fact non-existent, except for the Mamba egg. Which I do not intend to acquire, because I believe that at some point in my life, my doctor probably advised against stealing an egg from the fastest and venomous snake in the world.

My favorite Kobe commercial is still the Puppet campaign that Nike did earlier in 2009, Ankle Insurance would be a close second and the Kobe System was just a little better than this one.