Javale McGee Presents: A Very Javale McGee Dunk.

Via: @cjzero

Last time on Javale McGee Presents, I showed you guys a Washington Wizards tribute throwback performance by Javale. Showing the mishaps that he is notoriously known for. However, once in a while we get plays like this. Where he does something so spectacular and totally unnecessary that leaves you speechless and question whether it was in fact a good or a bad thing. Obviously he got those two points, but was it worth popping one of the veins on George Karl's forehead in the process?

If you are wondering why he placed his finger on top of his lips, it is because he has a mustache tattoo on his left index finger that he uses to let you know that "Pierre", his alter ego was responsible for that dunk. Yea, he is a weird dude.

Kyrie Irving cuts his nails, reads, naps, eats, and shaves during a cinematic dunk.

Kyrie Irving decided to stray from the norm, and used his time wisely while in flight to a spectacular dunk. It is about time we get some change, I am sick of the same old slow motion dunk that always features a man maintaining an intense facial expression, never allowing his eyes to blink, enlarging his mouth/sticking his tongue out according to the distance, dramatic arm windings and the beads of sweat leaving him on the way to the rim. It is all played out, if Kyrie would have actually finished the dunk, it would have been the greatest dunk of all time. Unfortunately we will have to settle for the greatest lay up of all time.

The Round Up - November 2nd, 2012

Stats run down:

You might as well get use to this, James Harden is in the running for Kevin Durant's scoring title, putting up ridiculous numbers. He singled handedly ripped the wings off the Hawks, scoring a career high 45 points with only 19 shots, while grabbing 7 rebounds to go. It must be Movember right? That beard is in full effect. Oh, and he became the first person since Jordan (91 in 1986) to score more than 80 points in the first two games of the season.

Board Monster: Omer Asik doing just about the most Omer Asik thing ever, grabbing a total of 19 boards (9 offensive), and didn't even get a point.

Rookie Watch: Damian Lillard returns as the rookie of the night, with 21 points and 7 assists in a loss to the Thunder.

Butter Fingers: Kevin Durant just mishandling the ball, losing it 6 times, which makes him responsible for half of his team's total turnovers.

Time Machine User: Kobe Bryant scored 40 points in a loss to the Clippers and passed Magic Johnson as the Laker franchise leader in steals with 1,725. But age caught up with him after the game, requesting a walking boot to leeave the arena because he felt his foot was about to fall off.

Whoops: Austin Rivers "elbrowed" Anthony Davis in the temple and gave him a mild concussion.

Terrible Life Decisions: Lamar Odom has no hair, so he got tattoos on his head.

Tricks-Tricks: Pau Gasol wants to block Blake Griffin to get revenge on those dunks that will forever haunt him.

Winning Time: Charlotte Bobcats broke their 23 game losing streak tonight, led Kemba Walker, who put a dominating performance tonight, with a career high 30 points.

Best Play that didn't count: Jeff Teague don't care.

More Tricky-Tricks:
Jamal Crawford likes to dribble, so he will put you through a thousand dribble moves before he takes his shot, at least one of them will get you.

Kevin Durant is smooth with it.

Highlight of the Night: DeAndre Jordan is really long.

Game Winner: Apparently floaters win you games, and Greivis Vasquez got the memo.

Source: @cjzero

Halloween Basketball Round Up [10/31/12].

 Stats run down:

Remember when people doubted James Harden's ability to step into the spotlight? Well, He didn't do too bad in his new jersey, just adding himself into a piece of NBA History with 37 points, 12 assists, 6 rebounds, 4 steals and 1 blocked shot. Which have only been accomplished by four players, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Dwyane Wade and himself in the past 25 seasons, no biggie.

Board Monster: Zach Randolph wiped the glass with 16 boards in a loss to the LA Clippers

Rookie Watch: Damian Lillard killed the Lakers with 23 points and 11 dimes, joining Oscar Robertson and Isiah Thomas as only players in NBA history with at least 20 points and 10 assists in NBA debut.

OverPAID: As a Canadian, I want the Raptors to do well, but sorry, Landry Fields. If you get a 3 year, 20 million deal, you have to do better than shooting 0 for 6, with 0 points and only 2 rebounds.

Butter fingers: DeAndre Jordan just dropping the ball, with 9 turnovers in a Clippers win.

Time Machine User: At age 36, the Big Fundamental still got it. Tim Duncan led the Spurs to victory with 24 points and 11 rebounds.

Fans of the night: Very unlikely combo, but it's Halloween, who cares.

Highlight of the night: Aminu and his complicated first name, showing us that one hand is always better than two.

Game Winner: Stupid George Hill got off a floater with 2 seconds left in the game, spoiling Jonas Valaciunas's debut.

Sources:@afigman, @TrailBlazersPR, True Hoop