Jermaine O'neal got a basketball to stop on the iron of the hoop.

This actually happened in a NBA basketball game.

Yep, that is definitely the work of the ghost of Antoine Tyler. Or it could be a display of Jermaine O'neal's ability to slow time at will, because that would explain why he is still playing in the league and not at home getting a retirement belly, while pursuing a career as an analyst on TV. Oh wait, wrong O'neal. Zing!

Rasheed Wallace gets ejected, because "Ball Don't Lie."

I guess you can't yell all you want Sheed, especially not after messing up Luis Scola's beautiful locks. Everything about this was awesome, you knew Sheed was going give us another "Ball Don't Lie" to treasure, because the man never disappoint fans. He clearly knew he was going to get ejected if he did anything stupid (by stupid, I obviously mean great) during the heat of the moment, but he yelled anyway. And of course he wasn't even close to being done, Sheed can only leave games in the one fashion, something he will be forever remembered for - mouthing off and death staring refs as he exits the arena.

Oh, did I mention this was his first ejection after returning to the NBA and it took only 85 seconds? Now, this is a real welcome back.

Phoenix Suns sings to Flo Rida' Whistle.

What is better than getting NBA players to sing to a song that is full of sexual innuendos and highly inappropriate for radio? Well, you get Foreign players from the Suns (And there is a lot of them) to do it. I hope the Suns can tolerate Michael Beasley's singing, because his ex-foreign teammate Ricky Rubio hated it, but he was definitely not the worst in the video.

Jermaine O'neal looking happy was not exactly how I remembered him growing up. It is super weird to see a guy that everyone referred to as a thug, to actually sing "This is going to be fun" (To be fair, he seems to have let loose at the near end of his career). And what is with Sebastian Telfair, for a guy that has been in the NBA for quite some time, I am not sure I have seen anyone more awkward on camera than him, good smile though, bro.