Chris Paul can teleport in and out of games.

Considering the unfair advantage Chris Paul has on Mike Conley Jr., his defense is actually pretty amazing.

Also, do all NBA players want a snack break? Because they have been caught putting their hands in fans' food quite often. LeBron James was probably the most famous for it.

Tell you what though, out of all the NBA players, you do not want Steve Nash to touching your food. He constantly licks his hands for a better grip on the basketball and for some unknown reason, everyone just ignores his unsanitary habit.