Metta World Peace sings along to Rihanna's "Diamonds" in his car.

Between his bizarre food analogy tweets and local weather report appearances in the Lakers' early exit from the playoffs, I kind of wish to Metta never makes it past the first round ever again. The internet needs more gold and there is nobody else better at delivering it. Trust.

TNT's Kevin Harlan loves Chris "Birdman" Andersen's Mohawk and Reggie Miller Sings Rihanna.

No words. THIS IS AMAZING.

Well, that's totally not creepy at all. I thought we talked about this, Reggie. Step away from the microphone.

Rihanna's NBA on TNT Playoff Promo.

Not exactly the person I imagined for the 2013 NBA Playoffs promo, but at least Kevin Durant and James Harden, among others are happy. Then again, if things repeat itself as I have predicted approximately 7 months ago, where I documented a tear in the relationship between KD and Beardface, this could end up to be a really bad thing. Especially when she was the sole reason for the break up of the two teammates. And for that I kindly ask of her unapologetic self to not stay for this one.

It's Kevin Durant's Birthday and he is yearning for some Rihanna Lovin'.

Just Kevin Durant asking what every guy would want, right?

I see you KD, everyone wants some good lovin' on their birthday.

We all know how you can make it special, girl. He just wants to go downtown with a girl like you, and maybe you guys will find love in that hopeless place. Then one day, he might be da one you be dreamin bout all day, and he will always be standing under your umbrella. Don't break Kevin's heart by being unfaithful because he so ugly when he cries. He is not a rude boy that is into S&M, but he can make you feel like you are the only girl in the world. (See if you can find all the references.)

What makes this even better is that James Harden called him out and got mad jealous.

Way to go, Durantula, now there is no way the Beard one would stay.

Sources: @KDTrey5, @rihanna, @JHarden13