New Orleans Hornets reads the "Cajun Night before Christmas."

The New Orleans Hornets decided against the traditional Christmas Carol, which sucks for my NBA Christmas Carol Power Rankings, but they did something more creative. They read a children's book written in Cajun-English (dervied from Southern Louisiana, totally wiki'd that) and the results were hilarious. As you would have guessed, everyone failed to pronounce the words, except for Jason Smith. He nailed it.

Spike Lee bought Pablo Prigioni Knicks colored shoes.

If you play for the New York Knicks, Spike Lee will not allow you to Lakers colored shoes. I am sure in between all of Pablo's beautiful broken English, he really appreciates the gift. But he totally wasted Spike's effort because he stuck with his old shoes for the Houston game. Hey, at least he is in America, where he can get Nike ID. Canada never gets the cool things.

Minnesota Timberwolves sings Christmas Carols.

Remember when I had this great idea that the Timberwolves would somehow be a great boy band, well it turns out it might not be the greatest idea after all. Kevin Love doesn't want to sing, and those who did butchered those joyful carols.

Jokes aside, why did the only person that could speak fluent English didn't have to sing? This brutal mistreatment to the foreign players is discrimination and resulted in the most awkward caroling. Worst of all, Ricky Rubio, who I thought was the perfect boy band member, did not sound any better than Andrei Kirilenko. And here I thought I had a management opportunity in my future, thanks for ruining my dreams.

Via: TBJ

You can own the Vancouver Grizzlies Practice Court Floor for $13,000.

Craigslist

 Anyone got $13,000 dollars lying around and want a historic piece of Canadian NBA history? Well, the Vancouver Grizzlies practice court is for sale on Craigslist. If you don't have the money to afford it, maybe you can ask for a early Christmas present, but that's unlikely to happen (I hate you, Mom.). Since the owner seems so willing to part with it, you could negotiate the price. The problem is even after you break him down, you still don't have enough money or the space to store it.

I might have possibly just described my situations or told you a complete lie. Either way, it sucks to see that the remnants of my hometown team, before I got the chance to watch a single game. At least Memphis doesn't suck.

Source: SB Nation