J.R. Smith's high school yearbook quote was "get chicks or die trying."

DUH. Via: Deadspin

Of course, now it is "give pipe or die trying," and there is still totally nothing wrong with that, even if he tried it with a high school senior.

How To Get The Pipe With J.R. Smith, NBA Love Doctor.

Earlier this week, Deadspin uncovered a Twitter direct message conversation between New York Knicks shooting guard, J.R. Smith and a female high school senior that took place a month ago. Needless to say, J.R. took a very direct approach with the girl, asking her if she was trying to get the "pipe," seconds into the text exchange. Since the release of the story, J.R. has been making fun off himself through instagram and made #YouTryinToGetThePipe into an actual thing on Twitter. With everyone's interest at high, J.R., at the request of no one made a list of "rules" to follow, if you wish to date and keep an athlete.

Via: J.R. Smith's Instagram

And that's how you get the pipe, ladies. All you of to do is cater to his every command and expect nothing in return. Totally worth it.