YAO MING WEDDING CAKE.

OH MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. Via: @moustaschio

The body is a little ill-proportioned to the head, but the size of the head is about right.

Austin Daye received a big booty birthday cake for his birthday.

Can't tell if unappetizing or a lack of effort on his friends' part. Via: Ballislife

Surprise 2 Chainz appearance in 3, 2, 1... probably.

Richard Hamilton received the greatest birthday cake in NBA cake history.

Via: Richard Hamilton's Instagram 

This is incredible. That is all cake. ALL. CAKE. How is this even possible? How do you turn flour into this? I don't understand. The details are insane. The Jumpman logo, speckles on the Air Jordan V's, back pattern of the trading cards and the display of Rip Hamilton's hair loss at different career stages are scary accurate. For those of you who still dare to argue about the supremacy of cake over pies, this ends all competitions. Game over, pies. I wonder how Rip went about eating his cake though, where do you start? Hopefully, no one decided it was funny to smash this piece of pastry art onto his face, and if they did, I hope he was wearing his mask.

Tyson Chandler and Jimmy Fallon had a Random Object Shootout.

People always underestimate Tyson Chandler's free throw shooting, he did start off terrible as rookie, but he has changed his technique over time and is hitting them at 70 percent. Jimmy should have just stuck with the good ol' Bick Barry grandma shot, because his "proper" form killed him.

Then again, I am not sure Jimmy wants to win and see this side of Tyson. (Hint: the link leads to the Greatest .GIF created of all time. No Question.)

Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen had a dance off.

It was Scottie's 47th birthday, 2 days ago and apparently the best thing ever went down:

Chicago Bulls legend Michael Jordan surprised his former teammate Scottie Pippen for Pippen’s 47th birthday party Monday night. Pippen’s wife, Larsa, planned the secret bash at Chicago hot spot Sunda. Sources told us the fun night ended with a dance-off between Jordan and Pippen to the Trey Songz and Fabolous song, “Say Ahh.”

Can you even imagine the greatest basketball duo bust a move in those clothes, at their current age and to above all else Trey Songz's "Say Ahh." That is the epitome of a song that older people shakes their head to, and grumble about how the young generation ruined music.

With all that said, video/pictures or it didn't happen bro.

Sources: New York Post