Chris Kaman shaved off his viking beard.

NOOOOO, WHYYY? Via: @Chris Kaman

Here lies Chris Kaman's majestic viking beard. We had a good run—presuming that he kept you even after the Dallas Mavericks broke .500. I really hope you enjoyed your second chance at life. May you find peace and return to roam freely on Chris Kaman's face in a month or so (how long does it take to actually grow a beard, asking for a friend, who is totally not me, because I definitely can grow a beard, but asking just to make sure).