DUDE, I KNOW. This is my mom, "Hey son, do you want to go to IKEA with me? I am just going look at a few things and might need your help loading it to the car."
Three hours later... after two trips around the entire store, SHE BUYS NOTHING. THE WORST. AND NO, MOM THOSE IKEA PENCILS DO NOT COMPENSATE FOR THE GARGANTUAN WASTE OF TIME THAT YOU JUST PUT ME THROUGH.