Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Shane Battier dries off LeBron James's arm during a timeout.

With his recent offensive struggles (2 of 15 from three in the last 6 games) against the Indiana Pacers, Shane Battier has found himself out of rotation in the Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals. But not to worry, this is just a minor bump in Shane's career. In fact he is already back on his feet (insert flopping/taking charges joke here), and is apparently LeBron's new personal sweat managing assistant. Yes, it is a super weird job, but in this economy, who's to complain? He can't live on his free Bud Lights forever.

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