Wednesday, June 19, 2013

LeBron James's incredible headband-less 4th quarter.

Hypothesis: From the research I have conducted over this NBA season, it seems like the headband is not simply just an accessory to cover up LeBron's receding hairline, it is in fact an inhibitory device that keeps the cyborg's power under control. And if any of my fictional numbers were correct, a longer than designed exposure of the creature's forehead would mean the end of mankind.

Farewell, fellow humans.

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