Dwight Howard isn't leaving for Houston because Metta World Peace has him by the balls.

Yes, those were Metta's exact words. From CSN Houston:

When asked about the Lakers center who is about to be a free agent, World Peace said, “Well, he’s not going to Houston, I tell you that. 

“You know how those horses have those little things, ties in a bullfight, you tie those things to their balls and they go crazy? I’ve got two of those tied to Dwight Howard’s testicles, so he can’t move.” 

After massive laughter, Sportsradio 610′s Mike Meltser asked, “So you think Dwight is definitely staying in LA?” 

“He can’t move,” World Peace answered. “If he does, it’ll be painful. So he can’t go nowhere.”

As if his off-season wasn't already wild enough.

Via: PBT