Metta World Peace doesn't have much to do nowadays, with the Lakers being out of the playoffs and everything, so he has been spending most of his time on twitter, entertaining us with rather interesting analogies during games. I wish could just copy and paste his entire timeline on here, but that could potentially cause an overload, so instead, I did you guys the favor of grabbing the best bits. Enjoy.
Knicks are trying to find themselves on the go. Kinda like take out food or a drive thru. They can't find the ketchup. >>>>>
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) May 15, 2013
The Knicks burger is not complete. Once they find the ketchup and put it on the burger , they will eat. Food chemistry equals team chemistry
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) May 15, 2013
They have all the pieces for a perfect Cheese burger. Indiana is making their burger work. They have no ketchup at all and still winning!
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) May 15, 2013
Knicks got the ketchup,just can't find it. It's gonna be too late when they finally find the ketchup because jerseys will be Half price off
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) May 15, 2013
I love how Chandler and Martin guard the screens. Championship style coverage.They just have 2 find the ketchup."Mom,where the damn ketchup"
— Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) May 15, 2013
As insane as he sounds, Metta has a point. Ketchup is a vital part of your cheeseburger, without it, you are left with a dry piece of meat. So, what does it actually have to do with the Knicks and Pacers? I am not exactly sure. The Pacers are obviously the better team, with or without ketchup. Oh well, let's just hope Metta keeps things weird on twitter.
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