Are we really going to have to do this again? Take my advice, Kobe and do some research on the Pelicans. Besides, who are you to say that Pelicans are not scary, your team name is Lakers for God's sake. What the hell is that? LA doesn't even have lakes. And if there were any, Pelicans would live there and do things like this.
Yea, keep laughing. Pelicans are totally not frightening and incapable of eating snakes. Oh, wait they have actually been known to eat snakes, and also happen to be a protective symbol against snakes in Ancient Egypt. What do you say now, Black Mamba.