Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Round Up - December 4th, 2012.

Stats Rundown:

Even in those ugly navy blue alternate uniforms, Kevin Durant could not be stopped. Posting up an efficient 32 points (9 of 16 shooting), 5 rebounds and 6 assists on Jay Z's birthday. Too bad,  hte Brooklyn Nets didn't get him the win.

Honorable Mention: Paul George showing us why we ever thought he would become a star, 34 points, 9 rebounds, 2 assists, 3 steals and 2 blocks in the victory over the Chicago Bulls.

Boards: Zach Randolph grabbed 22 rebounds to go with his 38 points (15 of 22) and 3 blocks in the overtime win against the Phoniness Suns.

Rookie Watch: Alexey Shved helped the Minnesota Timberwolves take down the Philadelphia 76ers with 17 points (5 of 8), 3 rebounds and 4 assists.

Time Machine User: More sad Lakers news, Kobe Bryant went off for 39 points, and 6 rebounds and still lost to the Houston Rockets. Worst of all, they got beat by their opponent's second team.

Celebration time: Tony Allen submits a late entry for the best peerleader of the 2012-13 NBA season. Robert Sacre got it all locked up. #FingerPumpBro (Via: @Chacejackson09)

Today was not a Good Day: For the Miami Heat, even though LeBron James messed around and got a triple double (26 points, 13 rebounds and 11 boards), they still lost to worst team in the league. Washington Wizards playoff hopes reignited.... as long as RGIII goes to every game because he makes everyone better.

Unimportant: To the bro that wanted some dap, LeBron James only gives love to NFL players. Haven't you learned from the other bro at the Denver game? (Via: @cjzero)

Old Man Blocking: A weeks into the season and the Phoenix medical staff have already revived Jermaine O'Neal.

No Look: Goran Dragic has eyes in the back of his head.

Inappropriate: Besides the amazing Serge Ibaka poster on Jerry Stackhouse, the NBA video titles have been a little bit sexually explicit lately. Tell me how "A Pair of Foreign Faicals Courtesy of the Congo" sounds totally G rated.

Breath of Relieve: Andray Blatche nearly became a Sportscenter joke of the year. Kevin Durant's miss dunk is still nothing compared to that Shannon Brown over Jason Richardson dunk attempt.

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