Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Round Up - November 28th, 2012.

Stats Rundown:

Kevin Durant served up 37 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assist and a block in the return of the Beard. He basically killed everyone that tried to guard him.

Honorable Mention: Carmelo Anthony finished the Milwaukee Bucks with 29 points (3 of 4 from three) and 8 rebounds.

Boards: J.J. Hickson of the Portland Blazers got a meaningless 19 rebounds and 15 points in the first win for the Washington Wizards.

Block Party: Serge Ibaka terminated all of the Rockets with his 6 blocks, 9 rebounds, and 23 points (11 of 13 shooting), successfully shutting down the NASA homecoming project.

Rookie Watch: Alexey Shved does not understand pressure, he scored 5 of his 17 points in the last few minutes to keep the Minnesota Timberwolves within a bucket against the Los Angeles Clippers.

Time Machine User: The walking fossil of Jerry Stackhouse is really good at camping in the corner for them open threes. He attempted six of them and five of them fell, add those two deep knee bending free throws, he had 17 points in the victory over the Boston Celtics.

Reunited and your ass got whooped: Just the bros laughing it up, before the public shaming of the Beard. (Via: @YourBigDummy)

No Mercy: Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. At least close enough to block you.

Miracle: The Washington Wizards got their first win, you guys. Let's celebrate the humiliation of the Portland Trail Blazers.

Pointless Fact: Damian Lillard is the first NBA player to score at least 12 points in each of his first 15 games since Mutombo in 91.(Via: @TrailBlazersPR)

Brawl: Kris Humphries and Rajon Rondo got a little bit friendly.


Combo Breaker: As a result, Rondo's 37 games with double digit assist streak comes to an end.

Skates: It has not been Paul Pierces week, he keeps falling (literally) for those trick tricks.

Revival: Derek Fisher just got signed by the Dallas Mavericks, he sure loves to sign with Laker rivals.

Lights Out: Ben Gordon went for 20 of his total 26 points in the 4th quarter in the Charlotte Bobcat loss to the Atlanta Hawks. He was 7 for 10 from the three.

Helping Hand: Ronny Turiaf is the nice kid that is always there to help his fat friends. (Via:@johnschuhmann)

Lip Reading: DeAndre Jordan is not very family friendly, sucks for parents that have to think of something creative so children won't go to each other houses and re-enact the play on Nerf hoops.

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