Skip to the 5 minute mark for a terrible Kobe impression, and watch the whole thing, if you want to see an over sized clown over exaggerating his love for Ellen.
Also Dwight mentions he had dreams of playing with Kobe Bryant, so WHY DID THE FREAKING INDECISION LAST SO DAMN LONG! I know that it was Orlando's choice, but the whole stint seemed like he had some control. Whatever I am glad it is over now and super ready for the season to start.
Source: Beyond the Buzzer