Showing posts with label Udonis Haslem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Udonis Haslem. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Udonis Haslem once tried to cheat off of fellow Gator, Matt Bonner, on a test.


From Ira Winderman of Sun Sentinel:
Q.  Spurs forward Matt Bonner, a former Florida teammate, calls you the toughest guy that he's ever known.  Do you ever mix it up with him in practice real good or in a game?  Any incidents or anything like that? 
A:  "We banged a little bit.  But obviously he stayed on the perimeter and I was down low.  We banged a little bit.  If I'm the toughest guy he knows, then he's definitely the smartest guy I know. If I'm not mistaken, he actually dropped a class because he got a B, which I would have gave my left arm for a B. And he dropped the class for a B.  I thought he was nuts." 
Q.  He didn't tutor you at all? 
A: "No.  It was a funny story.  I said I was joking with him.  I said Matt, I got . . .  I can't remember what class it was.  And I said I'm going to sit by you and I'm going to look at your paper.  He said, 'No, you're not, but I'll help you study.' I was like, 'Get the hell out of here.  I can study on my own.  I don't need you to study.' "
Good ol' straight laced Matt Bonner. He just can't do any wrong.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Join Shane Battier, LeBron James and the Miami Heat for the 2nd Annual "South Beach Battioke" Charity Event.


If you are not convinced that this will be the best time of your life, there might be a serious problem with you. Well, that or you really hate the Heat. I can't imagine anything better than spending $250 (charity) for a night of NBA players singing your favorites song in the worst way possible. After all, the best karaoke happens also happens to be the worst. Too bad Josh Harrellson, the man that everyone is paying for to see just got waived by the team yesterday, I guess there won't be any jorts in sight. Oh wait, I forgot it is still in Miami, so there will be rich 50 year old dudes in those designer denim shorts.

Also I would like to note that Shane Battier is super corny, he is for sure one of those embarrassing Dads that do weird things out of love, but you will never appreciate it because it makes you never want to be seen in public with him. Good luck to his kids.