Kent Bazemore is getting motion-captured for bench reactions in NBA 2K14.

I know what I said about NBA video games, but I am now totally getting this. Motion captured bench reactions—you know I have my team of All-NBA bench performers ready.

At guards: Kent "The bench-nergizer (Because he keeps going and going)" Bazemore, and Patty "Towel Guy" Mills.

At forward: Ronny "The Mad Man" Turiaf

At center: Karate expert, Robert Sacre

And for the remaining empty spots, I am taking the Denver Nuggets to fill up the rest of the roster.

Boom, I just made the internet dream team. (You are more than welcome to borrow this team, but only if you name it after me. It's only the right thing to do.)

Via: Ronny2K Instagram

LeBron James talks to his video game self in new NBA 2K14 promo.

Can he ball? LeBron, can the real you remind me when was the last time you scored a 114 points on me? That's what I thought. Thanks to video game you, I lost a whole week of bragging rights and took an earful of trash. Stupid game (still totally bitter about this).

LeBron James will be on the cover of NBA 2K14.

Wait, does LeBron still do the chalk thing? Thought he dropped it after Cleveland. Via: @2KSports

It took 10 years, but LeBron James finally gets his first video game cover. While the old me would have been super excited for the new release, this me, has already given up on virtual basketball after computer Derek Fisher scored 8 contested three pointers in a row, right in my player's face.