Shaq has his own line of sodas now.

I wonder which one is Kobe's favorite? Via: @SHAQ

There are a few things very wrong about this:

1. AriZona made an actual line of Shaq sodas.
2. Shaq's face is on it.
3. It's creepy.
4. There are real people that will drink it.
5. Shaq is for some reason, still very marketable, which means he will likely stay on "Inside the NBA" for a very long time. /Cries
6. Cream sodas are super gross. (Especially when warm.)
7. SERIOUSLY, WHY IS THIS A THING?