Brian Scalabrine teaches kids how to use scissors.

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Can someone please teach Scal how to speak to children. Just because you were on the 2008 Championship Boston Celtics team and happen to be the greatest of all time in garbage minutes, doesn't mean you should use that tone to talk to kids. You can't just speak to them with all of the White Mamba intensity at this young stage of their life, they are not ready. It will get in to their head and you probably don't want to risk any snipped fingers in your first visit to kindergarten.

And you are totally wrong about the whole scissors thing. You can definitely go full way, as long as you don't pull back. The glide method is pretty solid too.