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Showing posts with label Vino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vino. Show all posts
Saturday, March 16, 2013
Random NBA Photo of the Day: Kobe's "Ice Mamba" Jacket.
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Kobe Bryant's only fear is bees.
Have you ever wondered what scares a 5 time NBA Champion, 2 time Finals MVP, 15 time All-Star and the man that never flinches? Well, when asked about his fears, Kobe, after the hard fought victory over the Toronto Raptors on Friday night, admitted to his fear of bees.
Kobe on fear of failure: "Fear? Fear for what? Only thing I fear is bees."
— Ramona Shelburne (@ramonashelburne) March 9, 2013
Kobe when asked about 'fear': "I don't f--- with bees, man. Other than that, I'm not afraid of nothing."
— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) March 9, 2013
I am with Kobe on this, bees are the worst. You can not swing at those things like other insects to rid of them, because you do not want to aggravate bees, they have this thing called a "stinger." The only thing you can do is let those hellish six legged monsters violate you, as they crawl up and down your back, while you hope that they will leave on their own. I swear, every second they are on your body and is slowly inching towards your head, it is equivalent to watching a man with a chainsaw closing in on your leg. I think you get the message. Here is an interesting theory, I wonder if this ever played a factor in Kobe's decision to not play for Hornets. It must have bugged him to play for the only thing he is scared of. (Pun totally and completely intended, not sorry.)
Via: Deadspin
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Kobe Bryant got a new nickname.
You know how Kobe never really got a nickname from anybody, so he labeled himself as the "Black Mamba," which he somehow made work in those Nike ad campaigns. Anyways it looks like someone finally stepped up to the challenge and I am not too sure how I feel about it.
From ESPN:
"I was in my coffin a few years ago," Bryant said, gladly reminding the media that plenty of the pundits and scribes out there have soiled hands from prematurely throwing dirt on his grave. "Vino is out of the barrel."
"Vino" is the new nickname Bryant adopted after a writer for his advertising agency called him it in a text after Bryant had three highlight reel variety dunks Thursday against Minnesota.
Sure he did, Kobe. I know you totally did not make up another nickname for yourself and give credit to some random dude, so you don't look fool. Come on, man. you have been in the league for 17 years, we all know what you are up to. Just a heads up, in the future if you want to give yourself a nickname, in, I don't know, maybe in retirement, please choose something, someone will actually use and call you by. The name "Kobe" is already hard to top as it is.
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Black Mamba,
Kobe Bryant,
Los Angeles Lakers,
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