Bucks' John Henson has a rather creative method for putting on his cologne.

Ah, the bunny hop. I like the way you think, John Henson. Of course that is because I use the same method, but instead of cologne I use febreeze and instead of fresh new/washed clothes, I use it on 2 week old hoodies that I subconsciously refuse to wash, due to a lack of short term memory, and laziness, duh.