Amir Johnson loses a game of tug-of-war to an elephant.

Pretty sure almost tearing your entire body in a game of tug of war with an elephant is not covered by your insurance, but okay.

Random NBA Photo of the Day: Yao Ming and baby elephant.

From the people that brought you "Yao Ming the Giraffe," here is Yao Ming and a baby elephant. 

This little guy is Kinango, one of the many orphaned elephants, Yao Ming has visited in his journey through Africa to raise awareness for poaching. Via: ZooBorns

Fun Fact: According to the very little research I have done (after watching Lion King), Giraffes, African Elephants, and Ostriches are the only three land animals (counting shoulder height only, of course) taller than Yao Ming. The more you know.