Dikembe Mutomo shares his NBA journey in new Adidas commercials.

I couldn't understand a single word he said, but DIKEMBE MUTOMBO ANYTHING IS A GOOD THING.

Dikembe Mutombo blocks everything in his new Geico commercial.

Living up North is not perfect. There are times in my life when I wished I lived in the U.S.. Times like, clicking on videos that won't play because it is not available in my location. Times like, going through Canadian Netflix only to find a weak selection of TV shows and movies. And then there are times like, watching a basketball game on TV, only to see the same commercial where a Canadian Ron Swanson wannabe tries to sell you Canadian Whiskey, replay itself during every time out. When in America I would get to watch a 46 year old retired NBA player blocking everything in sight and running around like a kid in a candy store. It is not all good in Canada.

Yes, there is cable in Canada for those who don't know. Every igloo is hooked up. No, the ice do not affect the reception at all.

Dikembe Mutombo's 4 1/2 Weeks to Save the World.

Dikembe Mutombo teamed up with Old Spice in hopes to save our world from the inevitable doom foreseen by the Mayans. Don't worry, we are in good hands, the 4 time NBA Defensive player of the year and 3 time NBA Blocks leader is to the rescue. But it is pretty weird his reason to defend us is that we haven't invented self combing hair.  It is even more weird because, he doesn't have the hair to comb. On top of that weirdness, in this game you are guided by a talking genius bear named Science. I haven't got past the first level because of my incredible lack of tolerance, and finger mobility, all I know is that in that first level you are trying to stop people from dancing to Gangnam Style, a true cause that we should all stand behind.

Have Fun. Kill all of the time you have.

Here is the link: http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/

Dikembe Mutombo sent Jalen Rose to get his "adult goods."

These Jalen Rose NBA stories are getting better every week.

Little insights into the life of a NBA player are always amazing, finding out that Jalen Rose had to go to a drugstore at 2 in morning to get Dikembe Mutombo some adult goods repeatedly just made my day. The impression needs some work though, old fella.

Don't ever ask about the bat.

Source: Grantland