Metta World Peace got help with his memory loss from kids.

Jasmine is the coolest. This dude on the other hand, I don't know what your name is or who you are, but I have had just about enough of your smug little face. Dude, you better watch your mouth, you don't want to get on Metta's bad side. And don't be going around giving fashion advice when your mommy dresses you, who tied your shoes today, boy?

THAT FACE. 

Oh, about the NBA All-Star Rap, sorry guys. The idea was way harder to translate than I thought. Who knew putting 24 names, player descriptions and connect them to stories that happened in the first half of the season takes more than 2 hours. I promise it will be up by tomorrow. No backsies.